Saturday, March 10, 2007
Want to tell a co-worker off anonymously?
Have you ever wanted to tell a co-worker (or even your boss) that something he or she does or says annoys the sh*t out of you, but are too afraid of the consequences or are just afraid of confrontation? Well here's a solution . . .
Send us your bitch, gripe, problem, etc. with your co-worker along with your co-worker's e-mail address. After we post your complaint about him or her, we'll e-mail them the link. You remain totally anonymous, but your point is made.
Or, if you see a post on the site that resembles a gripe you have with a co-worker, shoot us an e-mail with the post you'd like sent on and we'll do it. Your name kept out of it.
Just think of it as an easy and anonymous way to bitch about your co-workers.
Send us your bitch, gripe, problem, etc. with your co-worker along with your co-worker's e-mail address. After we post your complaint about him or her, we'll e-mail them the link. You remain totally anonymous, but your point is made.
Or, if you see a post on the site that resembles a gripe you have with a co-worker, shoot us an e-mail with the post you'd like sent on and we'll do it. Your name kept out of it.
Just think of it as an easy and anonymous way to bitch about your co-workers.
Idiots at the computer
Another one of our e-mails, this one from IB:
I'm a PC tech, but I also man the front desk and answer the phones at our office, probably because I'm a cute young female. Our end-users are city employees, and I get to field lots of calls from people who want help NOW. Here's how those calls work.We hear ya, IB . . . we kinda want to bitch-slap her ourselves.
"This is Me, how can I help you?"
"I need.... to talk to someone. I have this camera dock that's broken."
"Would you like for me to create a work order for you?"
"No. I ... Need. To. Talk. To. Someone. Now."
Like that's a fucking emergency, a$$holes. I hate people who think their silly little problems ("OMG I can't get Windows Media Player to work! My day is ruined!") are infinitely more important than what's already in our queue. The conversation above happened about ten minutes ago, and I'm seething. I want to find that woman and bitch-slap her.
Work Bathroom Edition #1
It's been a while. We've gotten several e-mails bitching about co-workers which we will post over the next few days. First a themed post . . . your co-workers in the bathroom:
From TG -- an all to common happening:
I can't stand the dirty f**king people I work with who use the toilet and then leave the bathroom without washing their hands.
From RR:
There is someone who works on my floor who, for some reason, can't get his piss into the urinal when he uses it. It always amazes me that a grown man can't aim. It's not like you're pissing into a cup buddy.
From Mike:
If I ever catch the prick who is too lazy to flush the toilet after he takes a sh*t, I'll kill him. Who the f**k wants to walk into the bathroom to take a dump and see that in the toilet?
And a favorite question of ours from AR:
Why is it that people are so afraid to take their sh*t when there is someone in the next stall? Do your business and get the hell out.
From TG -- an all to common happening:
I can't stand the dirty f**king people I work with who use the toilet and then leave the bathroom without washing their hands.
From RR:
There is someone who works on my floor who, for some reason, can't get his piss into the urinal when he uses it. It always amazes me that a grown man can't aim. It's not like you're pissing into a cup buddy.
From Mike:
If I ever catch the prick who is too lazy to flush the toilet after he takes a sh*t, I'll kill him. Who the f**k wants to walk into the bathroom to take a dump and see that in the toilet?
And a favorite question of ours from AR:
Why is it that people are so afraid to take their sh*t when there is someone in the next stall? Do your business and get the hell out.
Labels: bathroom, hand washing, toilet
Monday, November 13, 2006
Use the stairs, fatass
One of my biggest pet peeves at work involves people who refuse to use the stairs when travelling to the floor just above or just below their location. We all know that those who take the elevator just one floor are either injured or handicapped or lazy sons-o-bitches who care more about keeping on their Dunkin Donuts weight than allowing other people to get to where they are going without annoying delay. Or, put more simply, they are "inconsiderate d-bags and losers (and the occasional injured person)."
These people bother me so much that I've been known to mutter profanity barely under my breath, roll my eyes and let out lough sighs and groans to show my displeasure. I've even been able to exact a few appologies from people who know they're being lazy but just hope no one calls them on it. Well, I call them on it because its bullsh*t.
The culprits? At my office, at least, its mostly women. Its also more the secretaries and other support staff than the professional/managerial employees. Invariably, although not exlcusively, its people who really could use the exercise that a few stair climbs would provide.
What do I conclude from all this? Nothing really. I just hate the people at work who take the elevator just one floor. Use the f**king stairs, fatass.
These people bother me so much that I've been known to mutter profanity barely under my breath, roll my eyes and let out lough sighs and groans to show my displeasure. I've even been able to exact a few appologies from people who know they're being lazy but just hope no one calls them on it. Well, I call them on it because its bullsh*t.
The culprits? At my office, at least, its mostly women. Its also more the secretaries and other support staff than the professional/managerial employees. Invariably, although not exlcusively, its people who really could use the exercise that a few stair climbs would provide.
What do I conclude from all this? Nothing really. I just hate the people at work who take the elevator just one floor. Use the f**king stairs, fatass.
Welcome
Welcome to "I Hate People at Work Who . . .," a blog created to provide a safe haven to b*tch about your co-workers anonymously. The blog is open to submissions of stories about a person or persons at work who you just can't stand, for whatever reason. It can be specific, like the how the guy in the cubicle next to you talks in "baby talk" to his girlfriend and sends you to the verge of hanging yourself every afternoon, or it can be more general, like the lazy sh*ts who take the elevator to go one floor and keep you in a hot crowded elevator those extra seconds before your smoke break. In other words, it can be about one co-worker or a class of co-workers.
Please include all the details to make the story interesting and conclude it by filling in the blank at the end of "I hate the people at work who __________. Please don't include the name(s) of your co-worker(s) and leave out your employer's name while you're at it (we'd rather not get sued!) Keep it fun! Keep it interesting!
Submit your stories to ihatepeoplewho@gmail.com.
We'll post as many as we can, as soon as we can.
Again, welcome and let's start bashing our co-workers.
Please take note of the following: All story submissions become the property of this website and it administrators upon submission for publication. The party submitting the story waives all rights to its ownership and expressly represents that it is original and not taken from any other sourse. The website administrators reserve the right to edit stories for content and length. All posts on this site are copyrighted when posted. All rights reserved.
Please include all the details to make the story interesting and conclude it by filling in the blank at the end of "I hate the people at work who __________. Please don't include the name(s) of your co-worker(s) and leave out your employer's name while you're at it (we'd rather not get sued!) Keep it fun! Keep it interesting!
Submit your stories to ihatepeoplewho@gmail.com.
We'll post as many as we can, as soon as we can.
Again, welcome and let's start bashing our co-workers.
Please take note of the following: All story submissions become the property of this website and it administrators upon submission for publication. The party submitting the story waives all rights to its ownership and expressly represents that it is original and not taken from any other sourse. The website administrators reserve the right to edit stories for content and length. All posts on this site are copyrighted when posted. All rights reserved.
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